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the_ogre, this "abridged script" for the new film pretty much summarizes everything I didn't like about the movie, and it's pretty damned funny, too.- Mood:
cranky
- Mood: sleepy
"First they mutilate you; then they poison you; then they burn you. I've been on blind dates better than that."
- Mood: awake
- Music:Jimmy Eat World - Pain
I just wanted to pop up, say hi, and send this on to my brainiac friends out there...
( The Large Hadron Collider Drinking Game. )
- Mood:tired
I apologize to any Republican friends (if I have any), but come on...who else is going to vote for him?
(Originally from here. The original artist is designer and illustrator Sean Tubridy.)
- Mood: cheerful
britgeekgrrl at the BART to go to work, and I hie myself off to Kaiser to fill my Vicodin prescription, I find out that there's this horde of zombies blocking South Main and Olympic in Walnut Creek.Fuckin' zombies. You have got to be kidding me. Could have been worse, I suppose. Could have been fuckin' NAZI zombies.
Anyway, there was no way, NO WAY, on God's green earth I was letting an undead horde stand between me and my sweet, sweet Vicodin. OK, so the car's grill needs some work now, and I need to hose off zombie guts from the undercarraige, but hey, I've got my perscription.
Don't mess with the guy what's got cancer, undead motherfuckers.
Now if only I could get the ghouls to stop trying to eat my dog.
bliteotw
- Mood: annoyed
We will drink your health at KublaCon, my friend. Preferably with port that
parzanese brings, so that we can drink it with him looking on for once. Then we will laugh our evil laughs.- Mood: exhausted
- Music:Yes - Every Little Thing
| How to make a dancingshaman |
| Ingredients: 1 part friendliness 2 parts humour 5 parts ego |
| Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little curiosity if desired! KNEEL while drinking. |
- Mood: tired
- Music:Kansas - The Spider
demonqueen666 (and as brought to my attention via soaring_phoenix, Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do Aboard the Battlestar Galactica. Contains spoilers, slash, irreverence, and generally funny shit.Be warned - sucker's LONG.
- Mood: irritated
- Music:Cheap Trick - Can't Stop Fallin' Into Love
britgeekgrrl and I were at the local mall doing a little last-minute Christmas shopping, thanks to my afore-mentioned Christmas bonus, and I was bemoaning the fact that earlier in the year, the Suncoast store had closed down. The thought had come to me as we started walking past the storefront where Suncoast had been located before they closed."Damnit, why'd they have to close down," I whined to my long-suffering wife. "We could have finished most of our gift buying in one shot. I wish they hadn't closed..."
Right then it hit me that, staring me in the face, was a neon sign that said...Suncoast. The local franchise had been bought a month before and hurriedly reopened for the Christmas season.
I honestly did an old-fashioned double-take. If I had been drinking something, I'd have accompanied it with a spit-take, too.
The moral of the story? Next time I feel the need to make a wish like that, I need to say, "I wish for Catherine Bell, naked, holding a bag full of unmarked hundred dollar bills."
Next time. Next time.
- Mood: pleased
- Music:Jude Cole - Stranger to Myself
It's not helping AT ALL that, in my hour of resolutely not spending my Xmas bonus all over the place, that you send me links to stuff like this.
Love, me.
- Mood: amused
- Music:Aerosmith - Dude Looks Like a Lady
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battlestar_blog there's a list being put together for Battlestar Galactica. Some are very good...and some aren't. I thought I'd share a couple that got me laughing.( The Best of the Top 100 Facts about Battlestar Galactica )
If you liked these, then go and complement
megalomaniac2. If you didn't, you can blame me for showing them to you.- Mood: amused
- Music:Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians - Some Body
- Mood: awake
- Music:Eskobar - Love Strikes
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